Thursday, April 06, 2006

computer is fixed

many thanks to louie for fixing my computer, all this trouble and it was just my fucking mouse.

i would also like to thank k and k for giving it a valiant effort.

alright, so today, i found yet another thing that pisses me off with the damn drivers usually around rush hour. i can't stand when people in the left turn only lane don't notice that the effing arrow light turned effing red. they just speed up thinking that they can make it before the people going straight are on their way into the intersection. i would love to t-bone one of these m-effers. imagine the satisfaction of seeing their face as i plow right across their hood and into the front seat of their car. bet they wouldn't get to their destination on time that day.

so i guess that all 3 of you have read louie's blog and heard about our bachelor party on saturday night. our buddy al is getting married to a wonderful lady and we had to send him off into marriage the right way. something we don't like to do, but felt we had to. without getting into that many details, i need to tell the funniest part of the night.

we were all sitting around waiting for the entertainment, which wound up being 2 and a half hours late. after several calls to "the guy", and a couple choice words, there was a knock at the door. taking a step back...the best man, who set this all up with "the guy", picked the entertainers from their web site. now back to the knock. as i opened the door and let the entertainment in, all i hear was, "use guys are the girls" holy shit, you should have seen their faces, priceless. anyway after we got the story about the original entertainment getting sick, we gave them the boot and jumped on the bus that was waiting for us. it was great, here we were carrying open beers and a full cooler through the lobby of a hotel hosting a convention for the people of aa. it didn't end their, we boarded a school bus, that they rent out to the public. we sat in the same seat that hours earlier little jimmy and susie were buckled into heading to school.

oh what a night.

while at this party, i put it out there that i will be chosing my best man, not for the guy that has touched my life the most, but instead, it will be the guy that can best plan my bachelor party. please send all applications directly to this site.

louie and i are also thinking of starting a new business. with a little help from Kev, we have come up with a great business for the two of us to venture into. we are going to get a bus and pimp it out. we are going to hire a driver (preferably a driver that isn't easily distracted by loud gentleman and naked women). we are going to set up bachelor parties and if your friends are no fun, we will be there for you to make sure your special night will be remembered. what a great weekend job that will be. what happens on the "bust bus", stays on the "bust bus".

2comments:

At Fri Apr 07, 06:27:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm going to nominate Jo Jo for the job of bus driver. Think about it...he's used to driving an ambulance and a fire engine through rush hour traffic en route to the emergency...how much different could that be than driving the bachelor party bus? And just like in the ambulance...every once in a while you have to take a peek in the back to make sure the patient/ballet dancers are doing okay!

You got my vote Jo Jo.

 
At Sat Apr 08, 09:08:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just one problem... since when have I not been distracted by naked women?! You'd need to build a box around the driver so the only thing I can see is the road because otherwise my eyes would be in the rearview mirror. I might not buy as many lap dances as some, but I can still appreciate a lady trying to work off her college education.

 

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