Ouch!
Why the fuck do I keep getting shocked every damn time I get out of the car and how the hell do I get it to stop?
I hate static!!!
Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things that I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off.
7comments:
You're Blog is turning in to your personal bitch fest - I think it may be time for me to give you my cruising "bitch" crown...
It is a well known proven fact that if you stuff more dollar bills down random girls' g-strings, it cuts down on the amount of static one creates... guess this means we need to spend more time in the strip clubs.... oh well!
jb-nobody will ever take that crown, they are big shoes to fill!
louie-umm uhh ok. sounds very scientific to me.
I would blame it on your long hair, but we all know that's not the reason. Maybe some coconut lotion would help.
I don't ever remember getting shocked getting out of my truck until last night- I had gone to CVS and then to a friends house, as I was getting out and closing the door "BAM" i got shocked! It sucks!
that's what you get for talking about me bitching
Karma!
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