Effing Canadian Geese

Can someone please do something about these effing mother effers! I am sick and tired of having to stop my car because these son of a bitch birds think they own this world.

These nasty ass, shitting all over our beautiful world Canadian Geese are taking over. They are in every watering hole that you can imagine and if your pool is big enough you aren't safe. Don't blink or they will soon be shitting on your lawn and you will fear roaming your own land.

This type of goose seems to think that we are living in their world. They cross the street with a swagger, holding up traffic for as long as they feel necessary. The first bird waddles into the street and stares you down sending subliminal messages that have you bringing your car to a screeching holt on a major highway just to let the others cross. After about 5 minutes he then gives you a look letting you know that he permits you to proceed on with your day as it was.

Have you ever come close to one of these over sized rats with wings? They drop their neck, spread their wings and give chase. Think that's bad, try strolling near it's babies. You will be running full speed praying to get away from a stupit ass senseless bird. They will hunt you down.

It has become so bad that there are companies that have come to existence just to chase these birds. Yes this fowl has become so over populated that people must spend their hard earned money riding these creatures from their property. I propose that they open a few months of hunting on these bitches. If this won't work, then I say we start a group that gets together and clubs these mother effer's. Yes I said it...club the shit out of them.

Sure it sounds cruel, but whatever the Geese Chasers are doing isn't working. These little shits are multiplying faster than bunny rabbits and Mexicans and something needs to be done.

Who's with me?