Copping a feel

Tonight, we headed over to Lowes to take in a movie. Saw 2 was our movie of choice. We rented Saw some time ago and I found it to be a very disturbing movie...I loved it. It was about some psychotic guy that held people captive and gave them the opportunity to set themselves free. Only one catch, freedom was a mind game and forced the people to inflict intense pain on them selves. I don't want to go into the movie too much, but I highly recommend renting it.

Part to was good through most of the movies, but as most sequels, it didn't live up to my expectations. The ending was rather lame and totally left the door open for part 3, I would give it a 7 out of 10.

While we were sitting there waiting for the movie to start, I remembered back to those days when you took some new romance to a movie and the movie was the last thing you were thinking about. Copping a feel was first and foremost and not much else.

I had Beez laughing telling her just how it went down. It is a very complex process and if any of the steps were interupted it could ruin the entire night. Once the lights dimmed and the trailers began, the process started.

Let's say she was sitting on your left, first your left arm would be on the arm rest and you would move your hand very slowly towards her leg, trying to make contact. This was very tricky, and would let you know how things were going to go. You just wanted to make slight contact with your fingers to her leg. Putting the hand on the leg at this point, could frighten her off and have you sitting in your seat wishing took things slower all night.

She didn't pull away and a few minutes go by, now your moving on. This is where you lean over to tell her something, using that as a decoy to enable you to slide your hand onto her leg. Sure, at this point it may be very obvious, but you got it there and that's all that matters. A little more time goes by and we are moving on again.

Now you start with the soft subtle rub of the leg. Once that has happened for a little while, you may take that in a few different directions. You had to be able to figure what move to make next by reading her body language. In a perfect situation, she would have put her head on your shoulder once you went for the leg, but more times than not she would just sit there and make you work a little. Now may be a good time to slip the arm over her shoulder. There is no good way to do this so, work up the nerve, water the balls and reach reach reach. This is clutch, because once you have the arm around her, everything goes from there.

Everything is going good for the left arm and now it's time for the right arm to help take some of the attention off his partner. At this point, it is usually alright to move the right arm over to the leg to give the left arm some cover incase he gets into trouble. Again, once things seem to be going good,your rubbing the leg or maybe playing with her hair, time to move in for the kill.

Hopefully, you have positioned the left arm far enough over to be able to start rubbing the neck area, somewhere right around the collar bone. If you haven't done this, you may have wanted to adjust yourself for better position. Sorry parents and anyone else that may not want to hear this part, but this is where you start to slide your hand along the neck down towards the chest, under the collar of the shirt, and with the tip of your fingers you can feel the bra strap.

Picture this, your 14 or 15 all your hard work has paid off, your palms are sweating and your heart is thumping. The tips of your fingers have just started to go under the bra and BLAM...the effing credits start to roll the lights come and you are left sporting wood having to walk through the theatre in disbelief.

God, life as a teenager wasn't easy.